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MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

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spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Fucking excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "Fuck y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done


TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am
LOL!


PINK COUGAR CADILLAC - Because Mary Kay is always on the prowl.




WHAT UTTER NONSENSE -


TAGS: london riots mary poppins
Rating: 3.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 3:04 pm
why'd you 1L yourself? I didn't even notice that mistake until you mentioned it
Iconoclast - August 19, 2011, 2:11 pm
It IS a great picture. Resubmit it the way you want it to be seen.
Airman - August 19, 2011, 10:27 am
that third line isn't right. Perfect example of rushing at the end of the day and not reading before hitting submit. I award myself 1L, and may Claude have mercy on my soul. What a waste of a great picture.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 18, 2011, 8:45 pm
nothin' beats the classics. 5 old film reels


ABSTINENCE - 99.99% effective


TAGS: virgin mary
Rating: 2.79/5
chris - March 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
this one is fucking amazing


THE MOVIE STAR - Why the f*ck would your want to get off an island with her on it!


TAGS: ginger mary ann gilligan gilligan s island tina louise bikini
Rating: 1.38/5

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Sean - August 8, 2011, 4:08 pm
There is no part of Ginger that is any kind of ugly. And nothing associated with or emanating from said Ginger is any "kind of ugly" ... so you take that back!!!!
tellitlikeitis - August 6, 2011, 10:59 pm
Sexy, yes. But secretly, most men really loved Mary-Anne in those little shorts and innocent looks.
Exotisch - August 6, 2011, 1:35 pm
maybe because Ginger was kind of ugly? And life on a desert for years isn't worth sitting around talking with some chick? Also, it's ? not !.
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 10:33 am
I would get her off,on an island


MIT -




INCENSE PEPPERMINTS -


TAGS: gifts mary
Rating: 4.42/5

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PeteMan - May 6, 2012, 2:35 am
*myrrh
Derek - December 21, 2011, 3:54 pm
Fantastic. A new king is born today! Roll over Cubby!
Greeny - December 20, 2011, 10:57 pm
lol!
Reality Lord - December 20, 2011, 8:56 pm

very cool


ROFLMAO - Rowling on Floor, Laughing My Ass Off


TAGS: mary potter
Rating: 3.58/5

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NoPathNoWay - August 7, 2013, 9:26 am
He would be a lot cuter if he were a girl.


FOUR LETTER WORDS - mary poppins was a better role model than you thought




HOLY MARY - Mother of God... I can't believe you're that stupid!




MARY'S LAMB - Mary had a little lamb.. And it went apeshit on her!


TAGS: mary s lamb
Rating: 3.62/5

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CHIM CHIM CHER-OO! - I love vagina And That's why, I like you




MARY-MAGDELINE -


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeline is a working girl
Rating: 3.6/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:24 pm
thanks spacedog
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:22 pm
Nice work GS, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:20 pm
@Fatt Matt, excellent Cliff Notes version. works for me :)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Makes sence now
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'll Grey do the real explanation if he wants. But that is all I can think of - Mary Magdeline was Jesus' whore girlfriend and the pic looks like she's about to smoke some holy pole.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
IDK, I've never been to church or read the bible or anything like that
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:11 pm
?
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:09 pm
Mary was a whore...?
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:03 pm
I dont get this?


COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 100 BY 7 -




MARY JANE - Putting a Smile On Your Child's Face As Soon AsYour Back Was Turned




AGELESS WONDERS -




MARY JANE - Peter Parker is one lucky sonofabitch!


TAGS: mary jane
Rating: 3.56/5

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[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:23 pm
zat taint stank has to be horrendous, my My male athletic enhancement compression shorts (spandex) make me gag doing laundry, i couldn't even Imagine....
Artlover - October 23, 2009, 2:23 pm
"AH!" is one fine artist -- and there's not even a trace of drool on the paper...
Hector - April 14, 2009, 2:18 pm
Is it me or does this look like Paula Abdul?


NEW OFFER: - Drive Thru Fly Away


TAGS: mary jane is on the counter marijuana restaurant mc donald s
Rating: 2.53/5

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Me_ - April 15, 2010, 3:13 pm
would be better if it was over a billion baked


SILLY HATS - They prevent a "there's something about Mary" moment




CENSORSHIP - “The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.”




STONED WHEAT THINS - Much more mellow than the reduced fat wheat thins.


TAGS: one toke over the line weed mary jane marijuana acapulco gold reefer
Rating: 3.84/5

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thatonechick - December 23, 2009, 12:17 pm
I'm sure you could if you crushed them and sprinkled them in your weed.
Me_ - December 23, 2009, 12:16 pm
Can ya smoke em'
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
Betcha can't eat just one.
thatonechick - December 22, 2009, 10:46 am
We sell these at my work... I have thought the same thing! Bwahahahahaha...


MARY CHENEY - She's Not a Lesbian She Just Likes the Taste of Vagina


TAGS: mary cheney dick
Rating: 3.16/5

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mallen - October 16, 2009, 9:01 pm
who doesn't?


MARY JANE WATSON - EPIC JACKPOT! (P.S. It's "Watson" now, not Parker.)


TAGS: mary jane watson peter parker spider man spider man spiderman
Rating: 2.89/5

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LogicDude - July 23, 2009, 9:23 am
What is all this talk about the internet being available outside of America? When did THAT happen!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:12 am
You make this so easy (just like your mom). You stupid Pedophile.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:11 am
I dont need to demonize you. You did that yourself when you chose to defend a position without considering the ramifications. What was your point in the end? years ago girls that age were legal so now... What?
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:06 am
Nope. Perhaps an ephebophile, but that puts me right there with 95% of all straight men. However you want to slice it, little girls don't do it for me, no matter how badly you might want to demonize me.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:05 am
what is that literacy comment? this douche can't spell for shit and he's raggin on others? I hear your momma calling....my name!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:02 am
BTW. You are obviously a Pedophile.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:00 am
Another Ameriken who thinks there's no internet outside the U.S. You Fail on so many levels "ZED" I hear pills are the easiest way.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:58 am
Way to make the high score in illiteracy, there. Guess "no child left behind" failed in your case, huh?
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:57 am
However, leave it to TrashHeap to not be able to tell the difference between being a "Devil's Advocate" and encouraging such behavior.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:56 am
Actually you did try to justify it.......Perv.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:54 am
I'm not a pedophile. As another poster once said, "Boobies don't magically appear when a girl turns 18." Have I ever advocated these activities. No. I simply said, quit ignoring history in favor of moralistic hysteria.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:41 am
Can't beat a classic
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:34 am
sorry man, couldn't help myself.....BTW find a real avatar...picking from the list is the sign of a true Noob.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:32 am
But that would make God cry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:31 am
he was probably expecting you to put it in his mouth "no use"
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:24 am
I once broke a child molester's nose. So yeah, bad Zed.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:21 am
He really is a pedo no use. He thinks it should still be OK to have sex with 13 year old girls (which it is if you are a 13 year old boy) just because it was in the past.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:17 am
It stands to reason that a Pedo like zed would be into comics. I bet he's well versed in candy as well.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:10 am
Somebody doesn't like Dark Avengers...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:10 am
Wow Zed, and you told others to grow up? Even for a timmy you suck. Maybe you should leave the comments for the adults and go back to your comics.....You pedophile.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:46 pm
Bye-bye, 20 years of sense, logic, and continuity. "We don't have to explain ANYTHING, it's MAGIC!" I hope you burn, Quesada.


BRAND NEW DAY - we're going to pretend this never happened




DOGGIE TREATS - Some Are More Expensive Than Others


TAGS: mary
Rating: 2.46/5

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WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:06 pm
Very funny, RC. Unfortunately, it's also very true. 300M lions to buy you off on health care too.
Jmac0585 - November 24, 2009, 8:52 pm
When the dollar is worthless, these dopes will just have more toilet paper, kindling or wadding than everyone else. I doubt they know that they can use their no longer legal tender as wadding, though.


BLAME - Because it's just so much easier than listening.


TAGS: blame listening marylin manson
Rating: 2.27/5

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me - October 29, 2008, 12:39 pm
The guys rich and famous, sometimes it just doesent matter what you do to get there


CLARITY - it helps to clearly state your requirements


TAGS: clarity mary kate olson ride
Rating: 1.81/5

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agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 2:45 am
I'd also have to be .12 BAC to ride her.
LC - August 26, 2009, 1:32 am
A really really unfortunate time to run out of paint!
Drenix - September 15, 2008, 8:38 pm
One of the Olsen twins
Curt - August 24, 2008, 12:40 pm
Isn't that cameron diaz?


ONLY - one out of twenty people who see this will actually get that joke. im proud to say that im one of them!


TAGS: mary jane spiderman hot
Rating: 1.77/5

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canada - June 9, 2009, 3:05 pm
but she died, lol
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 2:30 am
Fuck, I lose
Greth/noname - October 30, 2008, 7:32 pm
also got it...yay...
AirsoftTrooper - September 28, 2008, 4:32 pm
same.....go comics....wooo
usmc_2111 - July 30, 2008, 9:41 pm
i got it too.


* Fan clubs * -




Roomate from hell -


TAGS: maryann ginger catfight
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - October 13, 2014, 1:04 am
5L. Just because of MaryAnn, eh? Don't get the bighead.


Bedunk-a-dunk -




I'M GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR -


TAGS: there s something about mary south pacific cameron diaz
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:17 pm
Bingo! Good'n Cynic
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 2:23 pm

OMG!~~Started the day with a blood draw at the lab and a visit with the doc~~and things went downhill from there. Thanks for the HUGE 5L laugh!~
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Some reason, do the 'do pops into my mind. 5L giggle, thanks!
PapaFox - July 9, 2013, 8:13 am
Great for a morning LOL! :-D


LITTLE BUDDY, WHY DON'T YOU GO POUND SALT - Gilligan put-down #245




THE KENNEDY WIVES - Hey they’re dropping like flies. . . . Taylor Swift is lucky she got out of there ALIVE!!




CLEANLINESS -


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeliene korean washy washy 1
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
thank you random
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 3:25 pm
Nice one GS


JESUS - was a Jew on his mother's side.


TAGS: jesus mary
Rating: 2.36/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 1:08 am
Brin; how to you tie in Roman words and Zues's name into this. Yeshua roughly means "son of Yahweh"; and the English got "Jesus" after the letter J gradually stopped being pronounced like a Y.
Velin - September 8, 2008, 3:54 am
No, it doesn´t, just because it sound similary in English doesn´t mean it´s truth. In fact, Jesus means "God is with us." or "God is our salvation".
Brin - July 10, 2008, 9:53 pm
Guess what, Yeshua was Jewish on BOTH sides, being a Jew and all, and BTW, no Jewish mother would ever name her kid a ROMAN word meaning "Son Of Zeus", which is what "jesus" means.


FOLK MUSIC - is very "alternative" still your dress sense leaves a lot to be desired


TAGS: 10000 maniacs mary ramsey rnr
Rating: 1.15/5

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Highlord - September 26, 2008, 5:09 pm
nice socks


MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB -


TAGS: pink nursery rhyme mary lamb
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 28, 2016, 8:17 pm

very cute ^^^^^
concern3 - March 28, 2016, 2:16 pm
UP yours
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 8:45 pm

Love this!


Bogart & Bacall -




why yes, this is my hangover face -




Peter Pan -


TAGS: mary martin flying pixie cut
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2015, 4:19 am
Hmmm...I don't see any tentacles...are you sure she's your type, Silvie?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:11 am
I don't particularly care for her singing voice. She was supposed to be in the film version of the Sound of Music, but Julie Andrews snatched the part up. Thank God.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am
Thanks, Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am
Sorry, about that Gary. :-D
Silverheart - January 4, 2015, 6:57 pm

She is gorgeous! The pic left me slightly 'interested', but a quick google search for Mary Martin - wowza.
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 5:18 pm
Great 5L start to 2015 crotchety!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 2:13 pm
Oh, shyt, oh shyt…I think I just peed. Great, last year it was atomized coffee propelled from my esophagus. Thank you, 2015.


Awe, Man! -


TAGS: mary poppins feed the birds
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2016, 10:48 am
Teach them to fish.


Abstinence -


TAGS: jesus christ mary virgin birth abstinence effective
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 21, 2016, 9:43 am
Funny, UP yours


Maryjane 2014 -




Inflation infiltration -




SEASON'S GREETINGS -


TAGS: salt pepper bloody mary
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - January 1, 2016, 3:42 am
Happy New Year...It's a leap year...so that's annoying.
spacedog - January 1, 2016, 3:05 am
Cheers, everyone! Have a great new year.
Greeny - December 31, 2015, 7:09 pm
Excuse me...
rerun - December 31, 2015, 6:49 pm

Bah Hum5ug
concern3 - December 31, 2015, 2:14 pm
Back at you
JesusWept - December 31, 2015, 1:44 pm
Happ new year, Gary! 5


the porportions are a bit off, don't you think? -




Immaculate Lies -


TAGS: pzy virgin ass mary jesus
Rating: 3.75/5

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pzykosiz - December 10, 2015, 10:51 pm
good question
pzykosiz - December 10, 2015, 10:50 pm
shhhh
omgEMT377 - December 10, 2015, 6:49 pm
Whatever happened to "thall shall not covet thy neighbors wife'?..did god break one of his own commandments?
Silverheart - December 9, 2015, 7:01 am

Virgin can also be defined as never been married, so she still could have been a virgin. Just sayin'
JesusWept - December 8, 2015, 7:53 pm
Virgin birth - catch 22 of biblical proportions. L L L L L


RAPE -




'BECCA MARTINSON -




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